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Minggu, 14 April 2013

hari perayaan PARA IMAM


HARI BERSEJARAH DALAM ISLAM
NO
BULAN
PERAYAAN
1
Syawal
25  Haul Ja’far As-Shadiq
2
Dzulhijah
7    Haul Al-Baqir
18  Ghodir Khum
3
Dzulqoidah
1    Milad Fatimah bt Musa
11  Milad Ar-Ridha
29  Haul Al-Jawad
4
Muharram
10  Haul Al-Hussain
5
Jumadil Awal
13  Haul Sayyidah Fatimah
6
Jumadil Akhir
3    Haul Sayyidah Fatimah
20  Milad Sayyidah Fatimah
20  Milad Khomenei
7
Rabiul Awal
8    Haul Hassan Askari
10  Milad Hassan Askari
17  Milad Muhammad SAW
8
Rabiul Akhir
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9
Rajab
1    Milad Al Baqir
2    Haul Khomenei
3    Haul Al-Hadi
5    Milad AL-Hadi
10  Milad Al-Jawad
13  Milad Ali Bin Abi Thalib
15  Haul Zainab
25  Haul Al-Kadzim
27  Isra Mi’raj & Bitsah
3    Roysmanto
10
Syafar
7    Milad Al-Kadzim
20  Arbain Al-Hussain
28  Haul Muhammad SAW
28  Haul Hassan
29  Haul Ar-Ridha
11
Sya’ban
1    Milad Zainab
3    Milad Hussain
4    Milad Abul Fadhl B Ali Abi Thalib
5    Milad Zainal Abidin
15  Milad Al-Mahdi
12
Ramadhan
15  Milad Hassan
18  Lailatul Qadhar 1
20  Lailatul Qadhar 2
20  Haul Ali Bin Abi Thalib
22  Lailatul Qadhar 3
26  Hari Al-Qudz

Rabu, 10 April 2013

LMFAO Meaning

What is LMFAO?

LMFAO is "Laughing My F***ing Ass Off"



LMFAO Definition / LMFAO Means
The definition of LMFAO is "Laughing My F***ing Ass Off"



The Meaning of LMFAO
LMFAO means "Laughing My F***ing Ass Off"

So now you know - LMFAO means "Laughing My F***ing Ass Off" - don't thank us.
What does LMFAO mean? LMFAO is an acronym, abbreviation or slang word that is explained above where the LMFAO definition is given.




Other terms relating to 'lmfao':
· ROTFLMFAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing Ass Off


Other terms relating to 'laughing':
· :L Laughing
· ALOL Actually Laughing Out Loud
· BAGL Bust A Gut Laughing
· CREASING Laughing
· CSL Can't stop laughing
· DOFL Dying On Floor Laughing
· FOCL Falling Off Chair Laughing
· FOFL Falling On Floor Laughing
· FOMCL Falling Off My Chair Laughing
· HAFL Heart Attack From Laughing
· IAL I Ain't Laughing
I Actually Laughed
· ICSL I Couldn't/Can't Stop Laughing
· KML Killing Myself Laughing
· KMSL Killing Myself Laughing
· L2MS Laughing To Myself
· LAL Laughing A Lot/Little
· LALB Laughing A Little Bit
· LATM Laughing At The Moment
· LAU Laughing At You
· LBMO Laughing My Butt Off
· LBS Laughing But Serious
Pounds (weight)
· LBVS Laughing But Very Serious
· LHAO Laughing His/Her Ass Off
· LHH Laughing Hella Hard
· LI Laughing Inside
· LIMB Laughing In My Brain
· LIMH Laughing In My Head
· LIMM Laughing In My Mind
· LIRL Laughing In Real Life
· LIS Laughing In Silence
· LLAB Laughing Like A Bitch
· LLAMF Laughing Like A Mother F***er
· LLF Laughing Like F***
· LLH Laughing Like Hell
· LLS Laughing Like S**t
· LMAO Laughing My Ass Off
· LMBAO Laughing My Black Ass Off
· LMBO Laughing My Butt Off
· LMCO Laughing My Cats Off
· LMFO Laughing My Face Off
· LMHO Laughing My Head Off
· LMPO Laughing My Pants Off
· LMSO Laughing My Socks Off
· LMTO Laughing My Tits Off
· LOFL Laughing Out F***ing Loud
· LOI Laughing On the Inside
· LOL Laughing Out Loud
· LOLING The act of laughing out loud
· LOLOL Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
· LOMA Laughing Out My Ass
· LOOL Laughing Outlandishly Out Loud
· LOTI Laughing On The Inside
· LOVL Laughing Out Very Loud
· LQI Laughing Quietly Inside
· LQL Laughing Quite Loudly
· LQTM Laughing Quietly To Myself
· LQTMS Laughing Quietly To Myself
· LQTY Laughing Quietly To Yourself
· LRL Laughing Really Loud
· LSFH Laughing So F***ing Hard
· LSH Laughing So Hard
· LSHIC Laughing So Hard I'm Crying
· LSHIDMT Laughing So Hard I Drop My Taco
· LSHMBH Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
· LSMIH Laughing So Much It Hurts
· LSTM Laughing Silently To Myself
· LTM Laughing To Myself
· LTMQ Laughing To Myself Quietly
· LTMS Laughing To Myself
· LWP Laughing With Passion
· LYAO Laughing Your Ass Off
· NLM No Laughing Matter
· NOZ Nitrous oxide (laughing gas)
· OTFL On The Floor Laughing
· PIMPL Pee In My Pants Laughing
· PIMPLE Pissing In My Pants Laughing Ecstatically
Small spot
· PML Pissing Myself Laughing
· PMPL Peeing My Pants Laughing
· PMSL Pissing myself laughing
· PSML Pissing Myself Laughing
· QL Cool
Quietly Laughing
· RAWL Roll Around While Laughing
· ROFFL Rolling On F***ing Floor Laughing
· ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing
· ROFLMAO Rolling On Floor, Laughing My Ass Off
· ROFLMBO Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Butt Off
· ROFLOL Rolling On Floor, Laughing Out Loud
· ROLF Rolling On Laughing Floor
· ROTF Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
· ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
· ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
· ROTFLMFAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
· ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
· ROTGL Rolling On The Ground Laughing
· SLOL Seriously Laughing Out Loud
· TLOL Truly Laughing Out Loud
· TOL Thinking Out Loud
Thinking Of Laughing


Other terms relating to 'f***ing':
· 2FF Too F***ing Funny
· AFD All F***ing Day
· AFDN Any F***ing Day Now
· AFGO Another F***ing Growth Opportunity
· AFT About F***ing Time
· ASAFP As Soon As F***ing Possible
· AYFKM Are You F***ing Kidding Me?
· AYFS Are You F***ing Serious
· BFC Big F***ing Can (of 32 oz.Monster energy drink)
· BFD Big F***ing Deal
· BFFF Best F***ing Friends Forever
· BFFFL Best Friend Forever For Life
Best F***ing Friends For Life
· BFG Big Friendly Giant
Big F***ing Gun
· BFS Bull F***ing S**t
· BFU Butt F***ing Ugly
· BTFW By The F***ing Way
· CBFA Can't Be F***ing Arsed
· CBFB Can't Be F***ing Bothered
· CFU Completely F***ing Useless
· CFW Can't F***ing Wait
· CRAFT Can't Remember A F***ing Thing
· DFC Don't F***ing Care
· DFH Dirty F***ing Hippy
· DFKDFC Don't F***ing Know, Don't F***ing Care
· DFKM Don't F***ing Kill Me
· DFL Dead F***ing Last
· DHAFC Don't Have A F***ing Clue
· DNFD Do Not F***ing Disturb
· EFFIN F***ing
· F'N F***ing
· F***ING A F***ing Affirmative
· FBS F***ing Bulls**t
· FFT Fan F***ing Tastic
· FGI F***ing Google It
· FIDIOT F***ing Idiot
· FITCH F***ing bitch
· FKN F***ing
· FLIPPING Mild version of F***ing
· FLML F***ing Love My Life
· FLOVE F***ing Love
· FMFL F*** My F***ing Life
· FMMFL F*** My Mother F***ing Life
· FN F***ing
· FNG F***ing New Guy
· FPMSL F***ing Pissed Myself Lauging
· FRIGGIN Replacement word for F***ing
· FSS F***ing Super Sweet
· FTFA From The F***ing Article
· FTFL For The F***ing Lose
· FTFW For The F***ing Win
· FTMFW For The Mother F***ing Win
· FUG F***ing Ugly
· FUGLY F***ing Ugly
· FUGS F***ing Ugly
· FWY F***ing With You
· FYFI For Your F***ing Information
· FYYFF F*** You, You F***ing F***
· GAFL Get A F***ing Life
· GAFMO Get A F***ing Move On
· GFD God F***ing Damnit
· GFDI God F***ing Damn It
· GFG Good F***ing Game
· GFGI Go F***ing Google It
· GFL Good F***ing Luck
· GFS Good F***ing Story
· GMAFB Give Me A F***ing Break
· GTFG Go To F***ing Google
· GTFH Go To F***ing Hell
· HFS Holy F***ing S**t
· IDFC I Don't F***ing Care
· IDFGAS I Don't F***ing Give A S**t
· IDFK I Don't F***ing Know
· IFC In F***ing Control
· IFHML I F***ing Hate My Life
· IFHY I F***ing Hate You
· IFLU I F***ing Love You
· IFLY I F***ing Love You
· IHNFC I Have No F***ing Clue
· IHTFP I Hate This F***ing Place
· ILUSFM I Love You So F***ing Much
· ILYSFM I Love You So F***ing Much
· IMFA In My F***ing Ass
· IMFAO In My F***ing Arrogant Opinion
· IMFO In My F***ing Opinion
· IMYSFM I Miss You So F***ing Much
· JAFO Just Another F***ing Observer
· JFC Jesus F***ing Christ
· JFDI Just F***ing Do It
· JFGI Just F***ing Google It
· JFWY Just F***ing With You
· KMFA Kiss My F***ing Ass
· KMFT Kiss My F***ing Teeth
· LFD Long F***ing Day
· LOFL Laughing Out F***ing Loud
· LSFH Laughing So F***ing Hard
· LYSFM Love You So F***ing Much
· MFB Mother F***ing Bitch
· MFN Mother Freaking, Mother F***ing
· MMFCL Much Mother F***ing Clown Love
· MMFWCL Much Mother F***ing Wicked Clown Love
· MYFB Mind Your F***ing Business
· MYOFB Mind Your Own F***ing Business
· NAFC Not A F***ing Clue
· NAFTA Nother Afternoon F***ing That Ass
North American Free Trade Agreement
· NFC No F***ing Clue
No Fat Chicks
· NFD No F***ing Doubt
· NFG No F***ing Good
· NFP No F***ing Problem
· NITFM Not In The F***ing Mood
· NMFP Not My F***ing Problem
· NOYFB None Of Your F***ing Business
· NVFM Never F***ing Mind
· OFO Out F***ing Off
· OFP Own F***ing Program
· OFW Oh F***ing Well
· OMFW Oh My F***ing Word
· OMMFG Oh My Mother F***ing God
· PFG Pretty F***ing Good
· PFM Please Forgive Me
Pure F***ing Magic
· QFMFT Quoted for Mother F***ing Truth
· QTF Quoted For Truth
Quit F***ing Talking
· RFN Right F***ing Now
· RMFT Roll Mother F***ing Tide
· ROFFL Rolling On F***ing Floor Laughing
· ROTFLMFAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
· RTFA Read the F***ing Article
· RTFF Read The F***ing FAQ
· RTFQ Read The F***ing Question
· RTFS Read The F***ing Source
· RUFKM Are You F***ing Kidding Me
· SFB So F***ing Bored
S**t For Brains
· SFF So F***ing Funny
· SFM So F***ing Much
· SMFD Suck My F***ing Dick
· SMFH Shaking My F***ing Head
· SMFH Shaking My F***ing Head
· SMMFH Shaking My Mother F***ing Head
· SOFA KING So F***ing
· STFG Search The F***ing Google
· STFW Search the F***ing Web
So The F*** What
· SYFM Shut Your F***ing Mouth
· TBFH To Be F***ing Honest
· TFB Too F***ing Bad
· TFBS That's F***ing Bull S**t
· TFF Too F***ing Funny
· TFFS That's For F***ing Sure
· TFG Thank F***ing God
· TFN Till Further Notice
Total F***ing Nightmare
· TIFS This Is F***ing Stupid
· TMFD Too Much F***ing Drama
· TMFI Too Much F***ing Information
· TWOFT Total Waste Of F***ing Time
· UFB Un F***ing Believable
· UFI You F***ing Idiot
· UNF Universal Noise of F***ing
· UTFG Use The F***ing Google
· WFC Who F***ing Cares?
· WFO Wide F***ing Open
· WOFTAM Waste Of F***ing Time And Money
· WTFF What The F***ing F***
· WTFH What The F***ing Hell?
· WTFS What The F***ing S**t
· WYFP What's Your F***ing Problem
· YAFA You Are F***ing Awesome
· YFF You F***ing F***
· YFI You F***ing Idiot
· YFP Your F***ing Problem

Selasa, 09 April 2013

KAMMI 2


9.jpegKAMMI???
Apa itu KAMMI? KAMMI itu KITA maksudnya... ???
Hehe,, pasti temen-temen suka bertanya-tanya ketika melihat brosur, pamflet, sepanduk, atau bendera yang bergambar tangan dan bola dunia kaya di samping itu..yang pastinya selalu bertuliskan KAMMI..
nah..sekarang ga usah bingung dan penasaran lagi...yuk kita cari tau tentang sejarah berdirinya KAMMI...
Baca baik-baik ya.. terus sampaikan juga ke yang lain,, agar bermanfaat buat kita dan semuanya,, ok?
Bismillahirrahmanirrahim,,,
SEJARAH KAMMI
KAMMI atau organisasi yang bernama lengkap KESATUAN AKSI MAHASISWA MUSLIM INDONESIA adalah sebuah organisai yang berdiri pada tanggal 29 maret 1998 bersamaan dengan diadakannya FSLDK X di Universitas Muhammadiyah Malang. Yang mana dalam FSLDK atau Forum Silaturahmi Lembaga Dakwah Kmpus yang diadakan di kota Malang ini menetapkan beberapa sasaran yang ingin dicapai, antara lain:
1.      Membangun pemahaman bersama tentang konsep Dakwah Islamiyah yang dijalankan para LDK.
2.      Memperkuat ikatan dan jaringan antar LDK dan para aktivisnya, serta menentapkan aksi-aksi riil LDK dalam menyikapi krisis bangsa yang sedang terjadi.
Dalam pertemuan itu, perdebatan seru pun muncul pada tataran operasionalisasinya, yaitu bagaimana LDK mewujudkan sikap pandanganya terhadap permasalahan bangsa yang terjadi, tanpa menyeret lembaga ini ke dalam pusaran politik praktis. Akhirnya, diambil inisiatif jalan tengah yaitu melanjutkan pembahasan mengenai hal ini di luar forum FSLDK yang sudah terjadwalkan sejak semula. Menindaklanjuti hal tersebut dibentuklah tim Formatur yang beranggotakan 8 orang peserta. Tugas utama tim formatu ini adalah membahas dan memformulasikan bentuk respon LDK terhadap krisis nasional yang terjadi. yang pada akhirnya tim Formatur ini juga sampai pada kesepakatan bahwa wadah itu bernama Kesatuan Aksi Mahasiswa Muslim Indonesia (KAMMI).

Nah,, gitu kawan sejarahnya,, sekarang dah pada tau kan? Dan sekarang mangga di share ke teman-temen yang lain,,, karena menyampaikan kebaikan adalah ibadah kan?
Oke deh sekian dulu ya perkenalan dari KAMMI, tunggu ya informasi penting selanjutnya,,wassalammu’alaikum n’ SALAM MAHASISWA!!!..

KAMMI 1


kammi.jpegKesatuan Aksi Mahasiswa Muslim Indonesia
Assalmmu’alaikum....
Apakabar semuanya...?
Banyak yang mengeluh dalam hidupnya karena suatu hal, yaitu...
MASALAH...
MASALAH...
Dan MASALAH...
Itu kadang hal yang sering dialami dalam kehidupan kita.. bahkan sampai membuat hidup kita menjadi GALAU...

Terus bagaimana SOLUSINYA?
jika kita memahami tentang apa sebenarnya masalah itu, Solusinya sangat gampang kawan..
coba sekarang kita telaah bersama:
MASALAH itu sebenarnya ditimbulkan oleh SALAH.. dan SALAH itu dtimbulkan dari kurang ilmu. Ga percaya? Sebagai bukti, coba kawan-kawan jawab, TIDAK LULUS dalam ujian itu Masalah bukan? Nah kenapa tidak lulus? Itu pasti karena banyak yang salah kan dalam menjawab soalnya? Nah kenapa banyak yang salah jawabannya? Itu pasti karena kurang ilmu kan, karena mungkin ga belajar sebelumnya. Ya kan?
Jadi sebenarnya gampang kan caranya agar kita ga punya masalah?
Kita ulang ya Rumusnya:
MASALAH itu timbul dari SALAH, dan SALAH itu timbul dari KURANG ILMU..
Jadi, jika kita ingin ga punya banyak masalah dalam hidupnya, berarti kita harus MENUNTUT ILMU kan?..
Nah.. di organisasi Kesatuan Aksi Mahasiswa Muslim Indonesia (KAMMI) lah kalian bisa mendapatkan banyak ilmu, baik ilmu Agama, maupun ilmu kehidupan lainnya.. so, mikir apa lagi..
KAMMI menunggu kawan-kawan semua..
SALAM MAHASISWA!!!